im just like gideon nav if she was a useless white boydyke who grew up eating well and basking in the sunlight instead of malnourished inside a canyon on pluto. so i guess that makes me just like naberius tern
please go on. what is the nine houses to italian regions equivalency
the second house is giving me piemonte crossed with like. carabinieri centro-meridionali delle fiction rai. im so sorry pyrrha dve
the third house is unquestionably an unholy mix of roma parioli, napoli vomero, romagna and milan. walk walk fashion baby
the fourth and fifth are molise e puglia to me if only because of how they orbit each other. i know abigail can make some mean orecchiette con le cime di rapa
the sixth house is sicily. extremely hot weather, a volcano, suspiciously close cousin relationships, and a former cultural melting pot
the seventh house is toscana but specifically how fiorentini talk about florence that it makes you think it’s the garden of eden built anew while it’s actually a toxic dump. rhodes is isola d'elba
the eighth house is like. vatican city. white garments + a god cult used in the name of justifying atrocities + weird pope stuff. also mercy is roman
the ninth house is kinda hard to pin down but id have to say some forlorn shit like valle d'aosta or trentino alto adige which pains me deeply to admit.
the first house is sardinia and specifically jod’s summer house in the costa smeralda. likewise the mithraeum is his yacht
I’d say that the ninth house is definitely Aosta Valley: we have a deep fixation with cows (bataille des reines ftw), and what is the Ninth if not John’s biggest PR failure and the first step in his downfall?