harrowhark nonagesimus is the character of all time. she’s 3'6 and made of soggy pipe cleaners and will hiss at anyone who gets too close to her and yet she is almost universally beloved. palamedes sextus is like this is my best friend and my special guy. ianthe tridentarius is like i WILL marry this nasty smelly woman. gideon nav devoted her soul and body to her after hating her for 17 slutty, slutty years. god himself was like you are the wildest and saddest bitch i’ve ever met and you are a daughter to me. and harrowhark is just sitting there with ¾ of a brain and vomit on her robe
the fact that john gaius nuked the world is unspeakably funny. yeah you stan war criminals but has your fave ever nuked the entire planet out of entirely avoidable circumstances just to sate a desire for vengeance that he ultimately never even got?
i genuinely do love everyone’s commitment to ianthe’s high-waisted leather pants but i feel like the batshit outfits she was assembling out of valancy’s wardrobe in htn also deserve acknowledgement
the evergreen but as-yet-untroden fields of “enemies–to–still enemies, but we made out a few times, and sleep in the same bed, but i still think she’s gross. my father figure asked me if we were practicing safe sex, how did he get that impression, we only performed homoerotic surgery on each other the two times.”
yeah, lesbian relationships in university _are_, just, like that
i love the tower princes. i love that there’s absolutely no way in hell that this friendship is even remotely good for either of them. love that they assuredly are making each other SO much worse with every second they spend together.
gideon is sleazeball coded but not, ultimately, any kind of sleazeball. A knight errant in a backwards baseball cap. Phyrrha, conversely, is absolutely a sleazeball but when we are best acquainted with her she’s very much trying her best to be good for/too the people around her and the effect is muted. Pyrrha at the height of her sleazy powers was so powerful that John and Augustine are still thinking about it while Mercy pretends not to.
