February 2023

dykefreud:

begging tazmuir to give ianthe a nicotine addiction in atn

liesmyth:

I got an asks night about which of the og lyctors I think was good at sex and I WILL actually answer when I’m back home on keyboard but I need everyone to know that my immediate first thought was “none of them”

deepfriedsquash:

ascension of the eight saint

sophelstien:

best of my favorite ianthe lines

should we hold hands, in girlish solidarity?

alas. i have a bad personality and a stupefying deficit of attention.

you know. for…sex reasons.

okay. all right. okay. wow. fine.

anyway! back to me, prince ianthe naberius.

why, your fist is so big, and my butthole is so small.

happy birthday.

how politely expressed!

my sweet, i only die of longing for thee.

op you forgot (tell me in the tags)

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maybemacaroni:

“idk, kinda mid :/”

nocerealmilk:

I felt contractually obligated to draw this post by @lockedtombmemes 

cannedsoupcat:

That is how meat loves meat

2impostors:

genesis 🌏

hotdemonladyluna:

wifegideonnav:

@ everyone saying that ianthe and gideon made out/fucked. how does it feel to be the devil. btw.

arcoart:

just opened a REDBUBBLE STORE so grab any and all of my tlt art as fancy prints, posters, and merch!

blacksalander:

Death’s sweet embrace

nav-ix:

nav-ix:

tlt is insane it’s like what if there were a love story between a girl who is a lock and a girl who is a key. okay now what if it was a love triangle with the thing in the fucking box

everyone in the notes is saying like “ianthe is the lockpick” “ianthe is the hammer” and is IS funny BUT I stand beside the fact that it is sooo much funnier that she has no part whatsoever in that whole dynamic. she couldn’t give less of a shit about the tomb. if gideon is a key and harrow is a lock then ianthe is a lesbian who is sexually interested in locks

b1cr1ptic:

Saddest Girl in the Universe (now feat glasses)

liesmyth:

myrrkva:

Nona the Ninth left me with many questions, but none so important as: did Kiriona actually say “Get in line, thou big slut”? What I mean is, did Alecto’s perspective alter her dialogue as it had with everyone else or did Kiriona hear thou art the blood of the tomb-keeper and take the first opportunity to make fun of her?

#Kiriona standing back listening to all of this shit and finally cracking and being like #is no one going to point out that she fucking talks weird

carys-the-ninth:

Without further ado:

The Locked Tomb Threesome Generator

Please put yours in the tags.

harrianthe + sewing (variations on a theme)

starcanist:

tfw you’re god’s last loyal lyctor and you’re here to party

gffa:

“The way I personally stay true to the story I started down on is to give myself permission to not teach anyone anything. I’m not writing a manual. I’m not delivering bromides. I know that a lot of people do take enormous pleasure and relief in lines or phrases or ideas from stories that ring true to their own lives, but it’s important for me that I tell a story and that I’m not writing Chicken Soup for the Necromantic Soul. It is getting harder and harder again, especially for authors from marginalised places or backgrounds, to write works where the takeaway isn’t ‘this is to succour all my marginalised people’. For anyone on the female-identified axis this is especially hard because it seems to me that most books by anyone female-adjacent have an expectation that they will comfort the uncomfortable and discomfit the comfortable etc., whereas a guy can just tell an adventure story and be done with it. This ties in with an idea that I think nowadays that good art is moral and bad art is immoral: i.e. if a story is bad it actually has to be because the lessons are bad, and if a story is good it must somehow be beautiful on the moral scale. We go looking for why the art we love is moral even if the art we love is a donut. I think this is the pressure of capitalism on time – that everything has to double or triple up in benefit compared to the time we take on it: if we’re prepared to waste eight hours on a book we had better be able to tot up at the end how that book was also feeding us in some way. That’s brand time we just used.“  (Tamsyn Muir)

Holy shit, Ms. Muir, marry me.

nonas-third-tantrum:

I’m thinking about this passage:

because hollywood hair barbie!Alecto gets all the attention but let’s take a moment to look at the other extremely specific doll mentioned here, bride’s dream midge aka this gal:

whose hair John says very specifically was cut into a “weird mullet”

who do we know with red hair that could very well be styled as a mullet? who wears all white? who is mega dead but not quite, made mobile, dressed up and paraded around?

oh right. Kiriona Gaia. the other doll. the less favored doll.

chelonates:

chelonates:

im insane now. can’t do anything for the rest of the day i have to think about kiriona gaia as a discarded doll with a weird mullet sorry

when you wanted the annabel lee dolores haze hollywood hair barbie most beautiful body you could think of but all you got was your daughter who’s a weird butch lesbian. Sad! Well there’s other dogs you can feed her to

fortyflightower:

tower prince cringe comp 😆👍

vinylmelon:

you ever think about how zweihander is the shape of a cross?

crowecreates:

I looove picturing how goth and goofy they must’ve looked when they very first walked on the first house

starcanist:

i have tridentarius poisoning

sophelstien:

as far as im concerned corona and harrow’s relationship is like. awkward polite silence while they watch ianthe and gideon fuck