should we hold hands, in girlish solidarity?

alas. i have a bad personality and a stupefying deficit of attention.

you know. for…sex reasons.

okay. all right. okay. wow. fine.

anyway! back to me, prince ianthe naberius.

why, your fist is so big, and my butthole is so small.

happy birthday.

how politely expressed!

my sweet, i only die of longing for thee.

op you forgot (tell me in the tags)