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feyosha:

> marlynnofmany:

> > writing-prompt-s:

> > > Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

> > “I have created a perpetual healing spell.”

> > “A classic. Congratulations.”

> > “If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”

> > “Effective. Next?”

> > “My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”

> > “…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”

> Breaking News: Wizard Grad Student causes major religious schism by casting drain soul on microorganisms, accidentally proving Animism