2023-05-30 16:41:04 ¶ ● ⬈

nose-coffee:

> honestly, i just gotta imagine anybody from the Houses not involved with the Cohort hearing abt tlt events would be wild. like

> random fifth house citizen: all….all of the house heirs died?

> their random fifth house citizen friend: [nodding] except for Ianthe Tridentarius of the Third and a Ninth nun. they’re the Emperor’s new Lyctors.

> random fifth house citizen: [imagining the Lyctor trials as Battle Royale style death matches]….but everyone else died??

> -

> random fifth house citizen’s friend: hey did you hear? the sixth house installation got cooked in that recent sunflare!

> random fifth house citizen:

> random fifth house citizen’s friend: also the Emperor has a daughter

> random fifth house citizen: oh shit really? congrats to him. chaotic time to be raising a kid tho, imo

> random fifth house citizen’s friend: she’s like, nineteen

> random fifth house citizen:

> -

> random fifth house citizen’s friend: [poking their head into the room] hey, just letting you know, the tomb’s open

> random fifth house citizen: the what’s what

> random fifth house citizen’s friend: the tomb is open. the locked one. on the ninth house. it’s open.

> random fifth house citizen: