2022-02-18 19:02:03 ¶ ●

pyrrha dve is a MILF due to meeting 3/3 of the following criteria:

- mature age: not only is she 10,000+ years old chronologically, she was likely physically middle aged when she (and g1deon) ascended to lyctorhood. she is ten years older than augustine, who was described as having face wrinkes and looking “older than [harrow’s] father had looked when he died”
- hotness: “the hottest cavalier” “stone cold fox” “absolute bombshell” “hotter than the very fires of hell”
- motherhood: complicated maternal view of gideon (nav edition) due to, for 20 years, thinking that she was the one who had impregnated wake