2023-08-15 20:57:36 ¶ ● ⬈

theriverbeyond:

> ALT

> what if you had just confessed the curse of your birth to me in a saltwater pool so i grabbed you and pulled you underwater and you thought you were being ritually drowned but i was actually only giving you a hug. and also we were both rats

ALT

what if your necromancer challenged my necromancer to a duel via a clumsy intimidation tactic she assumed would end with me in disgrace and but my necromancer was confident that i would win so accepted the challenge. and also we were both rats