March 2022

tbh ive been thinking and like, john is a piece of shit but i’m not sure he’s specifically cruel for having others research lyctorhood, despite him already having done it perfectly from since before they were ressurected

like he demonstrates no theoretical or academic understanding of necromancy, wholesale. he just Does Things. idk i can def imagine his power being so vast that he has no Understanding. thinking abt this.

hmmmm thinking abt what if the “queen” ianthe was thinking about was harrow. bc. she, now both princess and prince of ida, was like “someday i’ll marry that girl”

Guest List

(as transcribed by C. Hect.)

 

Dogs to invite to birthday party

Brown one by the fish shop, average sized, four legs

Stop It, name assumed, lies under counter at dairy, red colour, big sized, four legs

White-and-black one seen once in the park, average sized, tail curled twice, three legs

Noodle, king of dogs in secret, white-adjacent, small sized, six legs

Spotted beach dog, often on beach, large sized, huge ginger eyebrows, three legs

ALT

things i’m getting from this:

the average number of legs for dogs is 4 with a range of 3, and a standard deviation of 1.22

stop it (name assumed 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺)

noodle (the best dog)

reading gtn is thinking cytherea is a villian and reading htn is realizing she was right about everything: lyctorhood is a curse, don’t let Them (necromancers, God, the imperial deathcult) hurt you and use you and chew you up, fuck the people who designed your suffering and then used it to control your life. love that for her.

i have no coherent thoughts about nona honestly at this point i have no idea what is going on i am just absorbing information as it comes i have no theories i am just rotating the book in my mind like a blorbo

im thinking about. palamades considering a career as an amateur hardcore pornography writer, to hustle some extra spending money for the family….. but being banned from doing so by camilla because “cam’s body is a temple”. god i am thinking about it. thinking about how he got so bored in the River Bubble he read that one book (A Necromancer’s Marrige Season) a million times and wrote his own sequel……… god i am just. my entire mental image of palamades is shifting on its axis he is a randy KING that sequel was probably wall to wall fucking. i need to sit down.

ok im convinced now that nona is in harrow’s body. evidence: lyctoral healing, long black hair that grows too fast (throwback to ianthe’s petty revenge), and her name – cam and pal always called harrow “nonagesimus”. makes sense they’d see harrow’s body and call her that, before realizing that isnt correct and needing a different name for the nameless eldritch creature in her body.

a small hamster sitting on a blue cloth. the hamster has been badly edited to have camilla's signature bob haircut, her twin swords, and her newly aquired sunglasses. there is text on the image that says "I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT SERIOUSLT IM AT MY LIMIT"ALT

camilla my love……. she survived the massacre at canaan house…. survived getting the shit kicked and electro-shocked out of her for months as a prisoner of war of BOE…. then she survived a spaceship roadtrip adventure with the MOST dysfunctional childhood not-friends to not-lovers in the universe….. she revived her Special Boy, ascended to lyctorhood, and is now playing babysitter to a nameless eldritch creature AND preventing her Special Boy from associating their good name with birthday cake erotica……….. i can’t blame her at this point for needing to be held back from Murder by the ghost of a saint.