January 2023

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i hate the tiktok term “unalive” but i had the realization that it truly is a very funny and deeply accurate term for whatever is going on for so many tlt characters. palamades in his little bubble was unalive. alecto in the tomb was unalive. john when he briefly got atomized by mercy? unalive. the eaten cavaliers, their souls eternally fueling the fire of the lyctor’s necromancy? unalive.

gideon is dead tho. mega.

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a Photograph of two cosplayers dressed up as Gideon Nav and Harrowhark Nonagesimus. The person dressed as Harrow is sitting on Gideon's shoulder, looking grumpy. They have on detailed skull face paint, a skull corset, and a necklace made of teeth. They are wearing a long black cloak embroidered with bones. The person dressed as Gideon has their arm around Harrow's legs. They have short red hair, large aviator sunglasses, and are smiling. They are wearing skull facepaint as well, but it is less elaborate than Harrows. They are wearing a crop top tank top and a sleeveless cloak.ALT

🗡💀WE DO BONES, MOTHERFUCKER💀🗡

Harrow @trickstercheshi // Gideon: @theriverbeyond

bonus: CavCab™, the best on demand-ish necromancer transport system in the Nine Houses (CavCab™ assumes no liability for head bangs, kicks, drops, or any other injuries sustained during transportation)

The same two cosplayers as before. Gideon walks twoards the camera, holding Harrow slung over their shoulder. In this picture, it is visible that Gideon has a black bracer on one forearm and knee high black boots with chain decorations. Harrow is wearing high heels.ALT

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An edited tweet. An account labled "The Ninth House", username @TheNinthHouse, with a profile picture of the jawless skull tweets: The house is closed today due to a serious situation. The post is dated as 13 Jan 10,002ALT

yes YES Alecto is out

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hey i have some bad news, your girlfriend is dying. yeah we slowly destroyed her through hundreds of years of negligence, capitalism, and outright greed. yeah she’s not going to make it. yeah you did have a plan to put everyone in cryosleep and ship the whole of humanity off-planet until she gets better but we blocked that plan because we would rather take what is ours and then leave everyone else behind to die. we’re preparing for takeoff rn actually. if you want you can initiate a nuclear standoff, then kill and eat her to gain god-like powers to try and stop us. we’re still going to get away though. yeah you’ll see us again in 5k years as an insurgent resistance force who use her name as our banner.