May 2023

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something so specific about how we are introduced to Lyctorhood as this thing of violent conquest: Naberius stabbed in the back with his own sword and his dead soul still fighting. and we are told (by Ianthe!) that this is just how it is.

and indeed, when Harrow is taking notes on people on the Mithraeum, one of her first assumptions about Augustine is “killed own sibling”. but that’s not true!! that didn’t happen. that didn’t happen to any of the other Lyctors. we might not know who all’s blade made the cut in each specific circumstance, but to my knowledge none of the original cavaliers died unwillingly. we learn that when there was violence and coercion, it was experienced by the necromancers, violence done unto them by the cavaliers that just keeps echoing. idk. i dont know where i’m going with this really i’m just thinking about it.

despite thinking she is following all the steps to the letter, Ianthe did in some way just go and invent her own version of Lyctorhood. for girlboss reasons.

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photograph of a person with short red hair and black & white skull paint posing with a sword. They are holding their hand up to their face and making a V hand motion while sticking out their tounge. they are wearing a black cloak, a crop top that has a lace-up opening in the chest (the lace looks a little like teeth) and  black pants. There is a chain and a set of keys hanging off the beltALT
photograph of a person with black hair and black & white skull face paint, looking off in the distance with a sad expression. they are wearing a black veil embroidered with beads to look like bones, a ribcage corset, and carry a greatsword on their back. ALT

She was a πŸ— and she was a πŸ”’… can i make it any more obvious 🎢

Gideon: @theriverbeyond// Harrow: @trickstercheshi

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Harrow’s lobotomized brain whenever anyone says “Gideon”:

A screenshot of an error message thats says: OOPS! we don't use that word on barbie.com.ALT

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CavMD -> Nonagesimitis -> Symptoms

Symptoms of Nonagesimitis may include:

*If you experience any of these symptoms for LONGER THAN 4 HOURS or have a Nonagesimitis Severity Index (NSI) score of over 80%, please contact your physician and proceed to the local emergency room*

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Screenshot of a quote tweet. the original tweet is a photo of a shadow on a wall, aligned with a glittery bra that is hanging up. Toxic King says " I asked this chick for a sexy pic and she sent me this shit". The tweet is then quote tweeted with the caption "Me, having spent my entire life chained in a cave: nice"ALT
Gideon Nav with a speech bubbleALT

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I am always thinking about how back on the Ninth, a planet so poor you would think every resource would be used to its maximal limit, Gideon Nav was basically allowed to dick around and do whatever she wanted. And that is because her job was actually “Harrowhark’s Meat Pumpkin”

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Gideon Nav fumbling bad bitches left and right like every woman at Canaan House would have had her carnally but she was too busy being shy and fumbling the bag. king πŸ‘‘

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imagine giving your whole soul to a girl to have her suck on you like a capri sun until blood comes out of your ears then see her naked pass out stumble back together to your rooms where she puts you to bed and then wake up to drawer bread. bread in a drawer. gideon was so real for being upset over that my girl at least deserved a pizza

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me and my girl don’t argue, she gently lets me down after our 15 year penpal courtship in which I dedicated my entire life & scholarship to her and tried & failed to save her from the eugenics cancer cult she was born into and i walk it off like a man

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me and my girl don’t argue i kill myself to force her to undergo apotheosis and make her walk it off like a man

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Instagram post by 3d sculpts showing a picture of the harrow the ninth figurine. The figurine is Harrow standing amongst skeletons, and looks just like the harrow the ninth book cover
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I haven’t seen anyone else post about this yet but 3dsqulpts on instagtam made a STL resin printing file that you can purchase here for $24 USD!!!

It is ONLY the file for sale, NOT the figurine itself—but there are many resin printing services on etsy should you (like me) NOT have ready access to a resin printer, and want to print & paint yourself! The artist states there are no current plans for a Griddle figurine but…… maybe if TLT fans show a lot of interest….???

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per the artist, due to NtN being chiseled off Alecto, the Alecto cover art has actually been done since well before NtN was even announced….. no AtN cover reveal yet is making me understand Harrow so much. ready to commit unspeakable acts of taboo bc Alecto is real she’s in there she’s waiting she is just insensate, with closed eye and stilled brain….. I pray it lives I pray it sleeps I pray it is revealed soon πŸ’€ πŸ™ πŸ’€ Let It Be So

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A photograph of two people. On the left is BARBIE (@brokenmirrors19 on instagram), a woman with long blonde hair wearing heart shaped pink sunglasses. She is wearing a pink cowboy hat, sparkly pink top and pants, as well as pink cowboy boots. On the left is Gideon the Ninth (@theriverbeyond), with ginger hair, sunglasses, and a skull face mask. They are wearing a black T shirt that says "IM VERY VULNERABLE RN IF ANY BAD BITCHES WANNA TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME" and three keys (red, black, white) on a carabiner at their waist. In the background, a "Frontline Titties of the 5th" magazine can be seen lying on the grassALT

got to meet BARBIE Alecto at Fanime 2023!!!

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me and my girl don’t argue, she deludes me into thinking she is a terminally ill 26 year old while conspiring to destroy the Empire and kill all my friends and I walk it off like a man