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the ⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️ meme. a photograph of a long haired man in a suit with a crown of bones edited on his head. a black bar saying "Emperor John gaius" is over his eyes. to the left, "I recieve: immortal, loyal soldiers that idolize me to unimaginable ends, to whom i am the only remaining love and target of devotion, who will commit endless atrocities in my name because if they dont, then their to eat their loved ones would have been for nothing." on the right, "you recieve: a dead best friend, sibling, or lover :)"ALT

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