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Guest List (as transcribed by C. Hect.)   Dogs to invite to birthday party Brown one by the fish shop, average sized, four legs Stop It, name assumed, lies under counter at dairy, red colour, big sized, four legs White-and-black one seen once in the park, average sized, tail curled twice, three legs Noodle, king of dogs in secret, white-adjacent, small sized, six legs Spotted beach dog, often on beach, large sized, huge ginger eyebrows, three legs ALT

things i’m getting from this:

the average number of legs for dogs is 4 with a range of 3, and a standard deviation of 1.22

stop it (name assumed 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺)

noodle (the best dog)