a person with a ginger undercut, dark sunglasses, and a skull face mask stands holding a sword and a dumbell weight. Their T shirt has the sleeves rolled up amd says: I am a cavalier of the ninth house. i workout so that when my emotionally compromised (crossed out) necromancer achieves lyctorhood she might last longer than 9 seconds against the heralds of the ressurection beasts. the T shirt has a skull and a squiggly line drawn on it.
The same person as before sits on the floor.
*makes fun of you for being an out-of-shape necromantic shrimp* 
*immediately dies*

shoutout to @ru-debega and @ohlookitscazz for the incredibly specific gideon nav workout shirt!!!