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Photograph of a person dressed as Gideon Nav. They have a ginger undercut, and are wearing a black T-shirt, aviator sunglasses, and a facemask with skull pattern on it. The T shirt has "IM FEELING VERY VULNERABLE RN IF ANY BAD BITCHES WANNA TAKE AD.VANTAGE OF ME" on it in large white letters. They are wearing fingerless gloves and are holding a longsword over their shoulder, in addition to carrying a full backpack slung over the other shoulder. Out of a backpack pocket a magazine is peeking out, featuring a woman in a bikini top sitting astride a very large grenade. The magazine's cover says "Frontline Titties of the Fifth"ALT
The same persom as described before sits on the ground, longsword across their lap, backpack resting om front of them, reading a magazine titled "Frontline Titties of the Fifth". The magazine covers most of their face, and features a bikini clad woman riding a very large grenade. The back of the magazine features a recruitment advertisement for the Cohort.ALT

In the myriadic year of our Lord—the ten thousandth year of the King Undying, the kindly Prince of Death!— Gideon Nav packed her sword, her shoes, and her dirty magazines, and she escaped from the House of the Ninth.

bonus: POV you are Harrowhark Nonagesimus

the same person as described before is lying on their back in the sand. a black booted foot is oressed down on their neck, which they are trying to push away. The photograph is taken as if the viewer is the one stepping on Gideon.ALT