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venn diagram with 3 circles. they are labled "ianthe" "gideon" and "harrow". Ianthe's circle has the items: bone arm, eats fruit (apple), and "i can make her worse". gideon's circle has: dead body, can bench press, and sword enthusiast. Harrow's circle has: necrophiliac, into bones, and "my affections lie burried in the locked tomb". The overlap between gideon and ianthe has: tall, loves puns, thinks bones are mediocre, hopelessly into harrow, disco outfit, anti alecto squad, and secret handshake. the overlap between gideon and harrow has: hopelessly devoted, "hates" ianthe, doesnt know abt salad, and basically amish. The overlap between harrow and ianthe has: wet rat girl (adjacent), nicknames for gideon, malnutrition, mean girl*, necromamcy nerd, and terrible cook. The middle overlap of all 3 has: ???????, and relationship therapist's worst nightmare (& most consistent paycheck)

in this essay I will,