comprehensive list of Ianthe’s crimes:
- looked really hot that one time she wore leather pants and also Bab’s body
- bad at making soup
- being a freak and a creepy weirdo (but who isn’t!)
- when she cut open Harrow’s hand in the horniest possible way (the object lesson)
- saved John from the river vs Augustine (doing otherwise would kill everyone in the 9 houses due to the sun collapsing if John dies)
- gave Harrow a makover (could have gone better!)
- grew out Harrow’s hair (not her best moment)
- gave Harrow a lobotomy (consensual)
- that one time she stabbed Camilla in the gut (not great but still incredibly sexy)
- not giving a shit about what anyone else thought of her various terrible Mithraeum outfits and leaning into Looking Like That
- killed and ate Babs (real crime)
- did not kill and eat her sister (heart crime but only to Crown literally no one else is upset about this)
- fell in love with Harrow (literally who can blame her for this)
- insane gender outlaw (hot)
- space imperialism