dead daughters who are princes

guys who eat god and become her

soulmates who literally fuse together (to the horror of their friends)

insomniacs who make bad soup but good explosives

new immortals that don’t know how to style their dead servant’s hair

butches who have their dead best friend’s eyes

6 month olds who are learning how to love

bisexuals who team up to fuck god

nepotism babies who are so bad at their jobs

cows that are walls