Gideon the Ninth characters and their make your own pizza orders

• Gideon: $40 uncooked pizza because she got all the toppings which means the inside is entirely soggy and uncooked. she eats it with a spoon and says it is “great”
• Harrow: plain lightly buttered crust. Gideon sneaks some mushrooms on there and Harrow is Not Impressed. she also nibbles on Gideon’s pizza bones
• Palamades: an aesthetic array of meat and vegetables that could have come right out of a textbook.
• Camilla: solid mix of meat and veggies, carefully arranged. identical to Palamades’ in every way, she made his pizza
• Coronabeth: doesn’t make her own, she walks in with a gourmet pizza from the fancy restaurant 3 doors down and no one stops her
• Ianthe: somehow she gets the pizza people to just throw a pile of meat on the grill. no crust, no vegetables.
• Naberius: he doesn’t get pizza but he does have to pay
• Abigail: splits a pizza with Magnus. they get pineapple and a light amount of cheese
• Magnus: splits a pinapple pizza with Abigail, but buys everyone a big serving of garlic knots to share
• Issac: classic pepperoni but then he has them slather it in extra garlic and pesto
• Jeannemary: she got the same order as Gideon but then Abigail made her scale it back so hers is actually cooked through and has structural integrity
• Dulcie: aggressively lactose intolerant but she adds extra cheese anyway (life is about living)
• Protesilauris: hands out lactaid to the entire table, gets 2 pizzas (one for him, one to take home to his wife)
• Silas: doesn’t eat pizza.
• Column: too busy babysitting Silas
• Judith: basic cheese pizza. She stares longingly at the other items before turning resolutely back to her very boring pie
• Marta: CARNIVORE SUPREME she got every meat option. extra garlic