theriverbeyond:

line drawing in a sketchy style of two rats wearing face paint in a pool. the rat on the right looks relaxed and ready to sink. the rat on the left has a determined look and is swimming.ALT

what if you had just confessed the curse of your birth to me in a saltwater pool so i grabbed you and pulled you underwater and you thought you were being ritually drowned but i was actually only giving you a hug. and also we were both rats

line drawing sketch of two rats facing each other on a table. Each holds a sewing needle in its mouth. The rat on the right looks fierce and scruffy, and a speech bubble from off stage says "Go Loud!". The rat on the left looks sleek and ready to fight, and a speech bubble from off stage says "To the mercy call!"ALT

what if your necromancer challenged my necromancer to a duel via a clumsy intimidation tactic she assumed would end with me in disgrace and but my necromancer was confident that i would win so accepted the challenge. and also we were both rats