going fullsteam ahead into 2024 with no Alecto the Ninth announcement leaves me with nothing to do but speculate wildly on the body hair situation of our beloved characters. Harrow has never seen a razor in her life but I unfortunately believe she would also be rather scraggly all over in addition to smelling very bad. Coronabeth’s bush is as meticulously sculpted as it is massive. think topiary of like, a unicorn, between her legs. Ianthe is like if that same topiary got struck by lightning or maybe destroyed by dogs before being abandoned to grow wild. Gideon, very tragically, I think could be easily convinced by magazines or perhaps a malicious Harrow into waxing herself weekly until someone convinces her to stop and let her beautiful happy trail exist as god intended. Cam and Pal have matching leg and arm hair. Mercymorn’s bush is as luscious it is violent, Augustine pulls down her underwear and it pops out to hit him in the face.

Babs is entierly hairless except for his head, like a swimmer.