Griddlehark going off to some random planet and living in a cute little cottage

The book is written entirely in first person perspective from Noodle’s POV

Alecto whispers “c'mon Barbie let’s party” right before she perma-kills jod

Coronabeth and Judith get married and live happily ever after :)

Ianthe gets the ten-page long villain monolgue she’s earned

Casseopia swoops in like “surprise bitch. i bet you thought you saw the lastofme

Pyrrha gets to be a mom to Gideon. i just need them bonding.

Wake shows up somehow idk i just need to see my favorite milf one last time

Other (go wild in the notes)