2023-06-22 5:09:46 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

lastflowerofyourhouse:

> NON-tlt enjoyers, guess which one of these tlt facts i made up

> the soul of earth is an autistic lesbian who loves dogs and eating pencils

> jesus is a butch lesbian who loves dirty magazines and dick jokes

> the soul of earth is also, separately, a dead hollywood hair barbie

> the primary romantic leads have not looked each other in the eye in 2 books

> one character has the stigmata. she uses this primarily for sex.

> the main character’s conception involved roughly 6 people, in 2 threesomes.

> her biological parents were in different threesomes. they did not have sex.

> god once constructed a giant barrier out of livestock. this is a running joke.

> there is a scene where god and his saints fuck each other at the dinner table.

> a main character is hunted for sport by a saint. god advises her to take a nap.

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> tlt fans spread this to your non-tlt followers but please do not vote. i genuinely want to see what people think the lie is.