2022-08-07 5:36:34 ¶ ●

Apparently the only books I’m reading this year involve sapphic blonde necromancers fundamentally opposed to their own identical twin sisters so this happened

(In Ianthe’s defense, so far she’s way better at avoiding getting her body stolen)

ID below the cut

[ID: a virgin/chad meme. The left side is labeled “The Virgin Ianthe Tridentarius”. The normal picture has been edited to have light blonde hair, blue eyes, no glasses, and a white robe. Various text boxes read “Would rather kill anyone else than her identical twin sister”, “Lost out romantically to someone who’s been effectively dead for millennia”, “Simps for the local evil immortal ruler even when given other options”, “Totally unhelpful when people around her start getting killed”, “Zero Friends”, and “No proof she’s ever had sex.”

The right side is labeled “The Chad Jack Wolcott”. The normal picture has been edited to have glasses, a high collar, a cravat, and gloves. Various text boxes read “Killed her identical twin sister twice without hesitation”, “Now-fiancee abandoned her ghost boyfriend to be with her”, “Ditched the local evil immortal ruler within a day of meeting him”, “Helps dispose of the bodies when people around her start getting killed”, “At least three friends”, and “Has sex regularly”]