2023-02-01 8:43:53 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

lesbian-revenant:

> One thing we can learn from The Locked Tomb series is that if someone monologues about how their serial-killer friend had the greatest capacity for kindness out of anyone in the friend group, that’s a red flag that there’s something wrong with the whole friend group

2023-02-02 7:50:51 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

diviinecouncil:

> ashes-in-a-jar:

> > Had martin paid attention and learned anything from Joshua Gillespie, he would have known to put Jon inside a block of ice and place him in the freezer so as to prevent any doors from inadvertently opening

> locked tomb crossover.

2023-02-05 6:19:22 ¶ ●

Which member of the friend group are you?

The medical research professional

The glycerol-6 genius (willing to deal with the shareholders)

the lawyer

magical inside-out animal shield man

the engineer

the lawyer’s artist girlfriend/wife

the pet cop

one of the reanimated corpses

the nun

the hedge fund manager

See Results

2023-02-06 7:24:31 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

el-jarado:

> theriverbeyond:

> > thinking more about John and…. at the end of HtN when he was interogating Wake, she wanted him to say her name. “i’ll be dammed if i pass up the chance to hear you speak the words” and “they’re dead words, a human chain reaching back ten thousand years”: Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity.

> > and then she asks him “how did they make you feel?” and of course, John deflects.

> > but that’s Aotearoa’s national anthem in te reo Māori. and as we learn in NtN, John is Maori. that’s his anthem. how must have that felt, to John? to hear his own anthem claimed by someone descended from the people who left his earth to die?

> There’s also an interesting disconnect there in the way the Edenites name themselves. Three-part-names that are all connections to an otherwise lost piece of human culture they have no connection to. For them, it’s all important because it was all lost and they don’t have context for any of it.

> For Jod, it’s a reminder the people who fled Earth considered his country’s national anthem about as significant as a Shakespeare quote and a meme line from a rap song, which really feels like a calculated insult in its own way.

2023-02-08 3:48:18 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

guccigarantine:

> Who has the most Gender going on in Nona the Ninth

> Pyrrha

> Palamedes

> Ianthe Naberius

> Paul

> Gideon/Kiriona

> Nona

> Other (write in the tags)

> See Results

2023-02-12 21:38:13 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

nonasbirthday:

> nonasbirthday:

> > the appeal of Harrow Nova is that she is the ONLY person who could be more pathetic than my sopping wet beloved creature Harrowhark Nonagesimus. the product of a genocide that didn’t even work. all of the guilt and none of the gain. disowned by the very parents who made her a war crime. she’s not even cavalier primary - she’s second to Ortus. on a planet with two fighting-age cavaliers total.

> just when you think Nonagesimus couldn’t get any more pitiful, we are introduced to a version of her that is objectively worse off. but – and this is key – in meeting Nova we see that there is some indomitable core to Harrow’s spirit, common across iterations, that will persist in living and succeeding. no matter her circumstances, a Harrow is never going to sit around feeling sorry for herself. she is vicious. she will train to be the best in her field and she WILL be a prodigy, whatever that field might be. and she will not go gentle into that good night!!

2023-02-13 4:11:38 ¶ ● ⬈

why-is-it-always-autumn:

> Which member of the friend group are you?

> The medical research professional

> The glycerol-6 genius (willing to deal with the shareholders)

> the lawyer

> magical inside-out animal shield man

> the engineer

> the lawyer’s artist girlfriend/wife

> the pet cop

> one of the reanimated corpses

> the nun

> the hedge fund manager

> See Results

…Yeah, this tracks.

2023-02-14 4:08:19 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

mayasaura:

> mayasaura:

> > My friend was reading Gideon the Ninth and he asked me just how many people were involved in this love “triangle” overall. And you know what. That’s a very good question.

> > Edit: Changed the color of “pants-wetting terror” so it is no longer all but indistinguishable from “sexual relationship”

> NEW AND IMPROVED NONA EDITION!

> Subtitled: In my defense I how the fuck could I have seen Pyrrha and the Sixth coming when I picked where to place them in their separate networks

2023-02-14 5:13:03 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

mayasaura:

> captain-solo:

> > mayasaura:

> > > mayasaura:

> > > > My friend was reading Gideon the Ninth and he asked me just how many people were involved in this love “triangle” overall. And you know what. That’s a very good question.

> > > > Edit: Changed the color of “pants-wetting terror” so it is no longer all but indistinguishable from “sexual relationship”

> > > NEW AND IMPROVED NONA EDITION!

> > > Subtitled: In my defense I how the fuck could I have seen Pyrrha and the Sixth coming when I picked where to place them in their separate networks

> > ok now add ‘shares a body for at least some period of time’

> …yeah okay