January 2023

belanekra:

belanekra:

liesmyth:

also. we don’t talk enough about how the og Canaan House gang were doing metaphysical experiments on people. just cramming a dozen souls into one person. five hundred into fifty. yes yes it’s tragic that all the cavs died but also they were ALL taking those freshly resurrected batches and squeezing their souls like juice to make creepy priests. Anastasia I just want to talk

#LIKE. in hindsight. is this maybe a leopard party voter complaining leopards ate their face situation?#oh no it’s bad i had to eat my cav but what about whoever got eaten while we were making priests in our frankenstein lab#something something who cares about babs vibes#og lyctors#tlt#gtn 

why would you leave this gold in the tags

#lyctor who voted for ‘shredding souls in the woodchipper’ party: i never thought theyd shred MY cavalier’s soul in the woodchipper#locked tomb

my role in this conversation is now immortalizing excellent jokes from the tags in reblogs, apparently

(I had the damnedest time trying to decide if it was Harrow or Gideon who would make this joke. I went with Harrow only because I couldn’t think of a good Twitter handle for Gideon).

carys-the-ninth:

carys-the-ninth:

i think the primary difference between my perception of Harrow & many other peoples’ is that y’all primarily see her as Goth (which is a counterculture aesthetic that allows for self-expression) and i primarily see her as Nun

yes the nun aesthetic of the ninth absolutely whips (skull face paint! robes! bone corset!) but harrow is not spray painting shitty thrift store boots and fucking around with black lipstick for funsies. the face paint is sacramentally blessed. there is an established canon of liturgical skulls to be chosen from. her robes are vestments of office. all that skeletal mass has a purpose.

the modern parallels, IMO, are much closer to “only novitiate in a decaying abbey trying to get them vaguely into the 20th century” or “eldest daughter desperately keeping the family business afloat in her dying hometown” than they are to cool goth girl

in a modern au do u think harrow would be goth raised by goths or goth raised by normies..... i feel like goth raised by goth kinda cancels out her gothness similar to how a cool person raised by cool parents makes them less cool since they didnt have to work as hard for it but it feels like a disservice to pellemenea (srry for spelling im not gonna figure out how to spell her name) to make her a normie after all she did

carys-the-ninth:

carys-the-ninth:

Oh, no. The kind of Catholic who wears a veil at mass and takes Lent waaaaay too far. Harrow with a scapular and five rosaries on her person at all times. Alternatively, Protestant version: homeschooled fundie loser Harrow who wears ankle length jean skirts and has waist length hair in a bun. She still manages to be incredibly vicious while singlehandedly keeping her family’s ultra-Calvinist theological press alive.

As I’ve said in the past, I don’t think goth is the important facet of her personality, it’s nun.

#Anglican harrow who prays for #those in sorrow pain or any kind of trouble #and one day at seventeen is fucking SHOCKED #to discover that that includes herself #and has included her this whole time #who would have done confirmation class at age nine #if she weren’t already presiding bishop #who is dying to teach someone the right order to light the candles #to make god the most pleased #but nobody new ever shows up or is born #who has a really fantastic sense of timing #when it comes to ringing the liturgical bell #everyone loves it #who has memorized all the collects #(set-piece prayers in the back of the book) #just in case she ever encounters each situation #and as if the prescribed words are any real preparation for life #whose copy of Lesser Feasts and Fasts is falling apart #who is deeply unsure whether god can hear #but prays a LOT #pretty high up the candle tbh #a real sacristy rat #(tenderly)

tags @trambrosia you are soooooooo right. liturgical scrupulosity. has to pray a daily office & a compline every day. extremely strong opinions about prayer books. regards rite II with the deepest suspicion. genuflects so hard you hear her knees crack. as High as you can get but would die before she swam the Tiber

the-grollican:

spleen9000:

can you imagine chuckling at none pizza with left beef and then living through the death of humanity and resurrecting a chunk of it and becoming a god figure to the new society you create and then 10,000 years later referencing it in conversation to a horribly traumatized teenager who has no possible frame of reference for this ancient meme that no one else alive has ever heard of

i assume this is a reference to something but choose to believe it is simply a creative exercise that tumblr user spleen9000 is inviting me to participate in. like yes. yes im imagining it

frontlinebicepsoftheninth:

gothic1997:

OUR LADY OF BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS

meme in the "they don't know" format. it is a black and white drawing of cartoon people at a party. one person stands alone in a corner with a party hat on, holding a drink, next to the text "They don't know this is a the locked tomb reference". they look out over two couples dancing. screenshots of tumblr tags are placed over each of the other four people dancing. from left to right the screenshots read "#.txt" "#about me" "#yeah I'll reblog that" "#banger posts". ALT

prev tags made this image pop into my brain

theriverbeyond:

i think my worst personal headcanon for the 4th house is that there are just no real adults there. the 5th “takes special pains with the 4th house” – hegemonic pains. what if those pains are broader than just Abigail & Magnus feeling parental for Issac and Jeannemary and instead take the shape of the 5th parenting a house of eternal childhood? Issac was a womb vat kid, conceived 6 years posthumously on his father’s side (acording to the cohort files). 6 years! you only have to be pubescent to bank your genetic material, maybe not even that with necromantic augmentation. and womb vat means you bypass all the risks of a child or young teenager giving birth.

the 4th house necromantic specialty is radical thanergetic fission – it’s a suicide bomb. and, we know from Harrow’s conception that younger people produce more thanergy upon death vs adults. fidelity. vanguard of the empire. big families, but only because you need spares. fuel for the machine & blood for the gears. why would you let them grow up when their purpose is to die young?

camilla-rekt:

theriverbeyond:

tumblr sexyman varun the eater,

the-lyctor-prince:

I’m sorry but that moment in GtN where Gideon walks in to see Ianthe in the process of Lyctorhood while Coronabeth sobs over Naberius’ body, and her immediate reaction is like - aw fuck, she must be so sad Tern is dead, only for the reveal to be that Corona is weeping cause Ianthe didn’t kill HER…!!! raw. instantly iconic. completely recontextualizes their relationship and adds like six fucked up layers. love the tridentarii twins

lady-harrowhark:

dewshakes:

Reading the locked tomb after seeing posts about it on tumblr is like trying to put together puzzle pieces but half of the pieces are almonds actually

#you look in the box and say ‘wow this puzzle makes no sense why are there all these almonds in here’#and then you start putting it together and not only do the almonds manage to slot perfectly between the actual puzzle pieces#it turns out that some of them are so important that the entire thing would be unsolvable without them#but also some of them are just fucking almonds (@a-really-bad-decision​) 

visenyaism:

visenyaism:

i’ve been brain spiraling about how anastasia the ninth had to have had a baby in between failing lyctor trials and dying in the tomb in order for harrow to be her myriad-great grandghoul since this book dropped so HOW did i miss that pyrrha straight up said this

anastasia on the dead planet that was never supposed to exist that she was exiled to saying goodbye to the baby in the nursery pyrrha painted mint green (earth colors. the color of new leaves in the springtime) to waste away in the tomb with the last fragment of earth left in the whole universe……a baby whose descendants would always always have to be necromancers as part of the oath anastasia made alecto….literally for she so loved the earth she gave her only begotten child..