the moral of nona the ninth is that if the earth was a girl she would be an autistic lesbian
the moral of nona the ninth is that if the earth was a girl she would be an autistic lesbian
fantazy novels always replace “oh my god” or “for god’s sake” or “i swear to god” with something else, but i feel like the locked tomb had the right idea by making god just some guy, and also exactly the kind of guy who would respond “i never did that” to someone saying “god forbid women do anything”
NON-tlt enjoyers, guess which one of these tlt facts i made up
the soul of earth is an autistic lesbian who loves dogs and eating pencils
jesus is a butch lesbian who loves dirty magazines and dick jokes
the soul of earth is also, separately, a dead hollywood hair barbie
the primary romantic leads have not looked each other in the eye in 2 books
one character has the stigmata. she uses this primarily for sex.
the main character’s conception involved roughly 6 people, in 2 threesomes.
her biological parents were in different threesomes. they did not have sex.
god once constructed a giant barrier out of livestock. this is a running joke.
there is a scene where god and his saints fuck each other at the dinner table.
a main character is hunted for sport by a saint. god advises her to take a nap.
See Resultstlt fans spread this to your non-tlt followers but please do not vote. i genuinely want to see what people think the lie is.