Yknow I was gonna say “Hey what if Mercymorn was pissy about John eating peanuts at the admiralty meeting not bc she’s, uh, Mercy, but because he’s allergic but also immortal and so he was just tamping down his anaphylactic shock as it happened only Mercymorn could absolutely tell that’s what he was doing”
But then I also remembered the author is a Homestuck and while this only lends credence to my theory it also makes me feel irrationally disgruntled. Of course John has a peanut allergy and would eat them anyways since it won’t kill him now. Of course.