the locked tomb is such a special series because where else are you going to find a character like harrowhark nonagesimus. she’s a repressed goth camp mean lesbian space nun necrophiliac immortal teenage saint. she’s a war crime and the greatest necromancer of her generation and she’s bad at making soup. she’s the deadpan depressed leader of a death cult and she fell for a horny jock who makes “your mom” jokes at every opportunity. she tried to have sex with a hallucination of a 10,000 year old corpse. she’s a strict conformist to liturgical tradition and also a heretic who almost killed god when she was ten. should i continue
her first kiss happened when she stuck her tongue down a woman’s throat to make sure she had the correct jaw. she spent her whole life in solemn dedicated worship of the emperor and then got annoyed that he wanted to have tea parties with her. she cut out part of her tibia and gave herself a lobotomy. she kept a dude’s head in a box in her closet. she’s a scrawny virgin who’s a bit of a sadist and she narrowly avoided having the birds and the bees talk with god. she put a bunch of skulls outside her quarters in a shared home, scaring off the other residents, for “ambience.“ she’s a beauty guru and a workaholic and apparently her thumbs are delicious. she left some bread in a drawer.
