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nonasbirthday:

I sincerely did not want to have to look after your bedamned water bottle.ALT
A tweet from Kanye West: "I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle"ALT
...taking volunteers for the skeleton army.ALT
A tweet from Wint @dril reading: if your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" in it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton warALT
"For eight thousand unjust bodies I will stop," said the Captain.ALT
"Buy my silence" meme: Buy my silence. Permanently. $8000 per month. For $8000 a month, I will stopALT
To which the first child said, My sweet I only die of longing for thee. And the other child said, Then perish.ALT
"Then perish" meme: a close-up cropped photo of Barack Obama's eyes, in a disdainful expression. The photo is tinted red.ALT

meme references in Nona the Ninth

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bonus, from Muir’s book acknowledgements:

Carl, I finally found a way to thank you properly. In this book, there are almost no memes.ALT

bonus 2:

She said, "What is this internet?" And he said, "See, I did make a utopia."ALT