gideon: i hate bones don’t fucking talk to me about bones. bones are for nerds
somebody: hey this shoulder bone lying here is—
also gideon, immediately: that’s the superior surface of the coracoid process of the left scapula, moron
Still think about the fact that Gideon Nav is completely unaware that knowing every bone in the human body is not common knowledge for babies, she just went to a really weird school that covered “clavicle” around the same time as “blue” and “triangle”