the soul of earth is an autistic lesbian who loves dogs and eating pencils

jesus is a butch lesbian who loves dirty magazines and dick jokes

the soul of earth is also, separately, a dead hollywood hair barbie

the primary romantic leads have not looked each other in the eye in 2 books

one character has the stigmata. she uses this primarily for sex.

the main character’s conception involved roughly 6 people, in 2 threesomes.

her biological parents were in different threesomes. they did not have sex.

god once constructed a giant barrier out of livestock. this is a running joke.

there is a scene where god and his saints fuck each other at the dinner table.

a main character is hunted for sport by a saint. god advises her to take a nap.