i choose to believe that, instead of actually physically punching augustine’s teeth out, mercymorn necromancied his teeth out and then punched him in the face for the Drama Of It All
i choose to believe that, instead of actually physically punching augustine’s teeth out, mercymorn necromancied his teeth out and then punched him in the face for the Drama Of It All
there is nothing in the text of either gideon the ninth or harrow the ninth to suggest that coronabeth tridentarius’ big hair isn’t dolly parton hair
ianthe, at some point probably: corona, if we are identical twins, why is your hair so much taller?
coronabeth: the higher the hair the closer to god
god: *makes fun of mercy’s drawing*
mercymorn: you INSULT mercymorn? you insult her drawing and mock it? oh! oh! jail for god! jail for god for One Thousand Years!!!!!
i am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 horrible little ninth goblin
seeking:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a chilly weirdo in a coffin