one fanfic i really want to read but do not have the fortitude or skill to write is a canaan house au where pal and cam sus cytherea out in the first week & nonviolently confront her about it & cytherea ends up going on her evil villain monologue about the lyctorization process, but when cam and pal react with revulsion she goes “oh i could maybe radicalize the house heirs instead of killing them actually” and then the three of them form an alliance through gritted teeth (cam and pal are still a lil mad about the whole dulcinea murder situation) where they have to quietly figure out which of the other heirs are down for a little light god murder and treason