2019-04-08 16:32:42 ¶ ●

## Read Gideon the Ninth: Chapters 1 and 2

Happy Monday! It’s chapters one AND two of GIDEON THE NINTH, morality novel that teaches you how to be a good space goth!

If you love skeletons, the dark mysteries of the sealed tomb and wearing black vestments, congratulations, you are already a good space goth. If you love huge fuck-off swords, girlie mags and the army, oops, you are NOT a good space goth.

In either case maybe read the excerpts just to be sure.

2019-04-16 1:05:22 ¶ ●

## Read Gideon the Ninth: Chapter 3

The wild ride continues in Chapter 3! Here’s some of what you can expect:

- Skurch (skull church)
- Skayers (skull prayers)
- Skunger Skuames (skull Hunger Games)

If you had not read the previous chapters they are linked here too.

This chapter contains a lot of Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus. It also hints as to the deeply nuanced backstory behind her personality (SPOILER: she was given three gifts by good fairies at her christening, the gifts of being a dickhead, being a creep, and unnatural bone love).