2016-08-18 20:57:09 ¶ ● ⬈

thenewcaliborn:

> IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE THIEVING PHILISTINES AT @act8official HAVE BEGUN A DEARTH OF CONTENT. BECAUSE THEY ARE PROBABLY LAZY ASSHOLES. WELL. FROM THEIR SHADOW WILL RISE MY GENIUS. AS USUAL. I AM YOUR DELIVERANCE FROM THEIR INCOMPETENCE. I AM THE BRIGHTEST DAY. TO THEIR BLACKEST NIGHT. I AM. THEIR TRUSTY NEMESIS. AND I WILL NEVER FAIL TO SHOW THEM UP. OVER AND OVER. BECAUSE IT IS SO EASY.

> THERE IS NOW NEW SHIT THAT I HAVE DEVISED FOR YOUR CONSUMING.

> IF I WERE YOU I WOULD CLICK ON THIS IMMEDIATELY AND THEN BE ENTERTAINED AND ASTOUNDED. AT THE DELICIOUS STORY CANDIES WITHIN. JITTERING LIKE LITTLE FAIRIES AROUND A BUNCH OF OTHER COOL STUFF EVERYONE LIKES.

> BUT UNLIKE FAIRIES, WHICH ARE MADE UP BULLSHIT. THIS EXCELLENCE IS VERY REAL.

> SEE FOR YOURSELF.

Hey now, listen you little punk… those jabs in our direction are only very slightly justified >:/