IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE THIEVING PHILISTINES AT @act8official HAVE BEGUN A DEARTH OF CONTENT. BECAUSE THEY ARE PROBABLY LAZY ASSHOLES. WELL. FROM THEIR SHADOW WILL RISE MY GENIUS. AS USUAL. I AM YOUR DELIVERANCE FROM THEIR INCOMPETENCE. I AM THE BRIGHTEST DAY. TO THEIR BLACKEST NIGHT. I AM. THEIR TRUSTY NEMESIS. AND I WILL NEVER FAIL TO SHOW THEM UP. OVER AND OVER. BECAUSE IT IS SO EASY.
THERE IS NOW NEW SHIT THAT I HAVE DEVISED FOR YOUR CONSUMING.
IF I WERE YOU I WOULD CLICK ON THIS IMMEDIATELY AND THEN BE ENTERTAINED AND ASTOUNDED. AT THE DELICIOUS STORY CANDIES WITHIN. JITTERING LIKE LITTLE FAIRIES AROUND A BUNCH OF OTHER COOL STUFF EVERYONE LIKES.
BUT UNLIKE FAIRIES, WHICH ARE MADE UP BULLSHIT. THIS EXCELLENCE IS VERY REAL.
SEE FOR YOURSELF.
Hey now, listen you little punk… those jabs in our direction are only very slightly justified >:/