DID YOU ALL FORGET THAT ARRANGING ’ SOUNDS ’ TO PRODUCE ’ EMOTION ’ IS A THING THAT I INVENTED?
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION, WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU DID. THIS
IS IN FACT THE THEME HERE. THAT YOU ARE RIDING MY MAGIC COAT TAILS LIKE
STARVED URCHINS. HOPING TO MOCK MY UNRIVALED CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE. TO
THE FORMS OF ART. (ALL OF THEM.) EVEN AFTER I HAVE ALREADY ACHIEVED THE PINNACLE OF THE CRAFT. (IT KEEPS HAPPENING.)
BUT THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BE MOCKED HERE TODAY IS YOU.
SURELY
THIS IS SIMPLY ONE OF THE TYPICAL ERRORS OF YOUR FEEBLE WITHERING
INTELLECTS. IF YOU COULD EVEN COMPLIMENT THEM SO MUCH. SO FOR THAT
REASON. AND ALSO THE REASON THAT I CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIND YOU
HORRIBLE PEOPLE. I WILL NOT DESTROY YOU IN TERRIBLE WAYS.
YOU
SEE, I AM A REASONABLE GUY. EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES. ESPECIALLY IF THEY
ARE YOU. SO IN THIS SPECIFIC CASE I WILL “LET A THING GO.”
YOU MAY BE WONDERING THEN. AS A BABY WOULD IN ITS DUMB HOLLOW BRAIN.
“CALIBORN. WHY. WHY ARE YOU HERE.”
I HAVE COME TO ANNOUNCE THAT I, TOO, WILL BE PRODUCING MY OWN ORIGINAL AUDIO CONTENT. COMING SOON. VERY SOON.
BUT NOT SOON ENOUGH.
BECAUSE ONCE I RELEASE MY CREATION INTO BEING.
ONCE I EMIT THE LUSCIOUS NOISES FROM MY SOUL. TO CLOG YOUR VORACIOUS SOUND GUTTERS.
ONCE I DROP. THE SICKEST. HOTTEST FIRES THAT WILL EVER BE DROPPED. BY MAN OR CHERUB.
