Portal 2 - Orphan

GLaDOS, we need to talk. The orphan thing? Kinda cute at first, but it’s getting pretty stupid. You seem to like facts, so here’s one for you. My parents don’t have the same skin color I do, and no, my skin does not fall anywhere close to any kind of interpolated line between them. Also, they’re both male. And one is sterile. Really. I figured out I was adopted at age four, and learned why at age six. Do you really think you can learn sanity-shattering secrets about a person by looking at their files? The public files? As in anyone can read them? Including me?

Out of all the companies to figure out Artificial General Intelligence, why’d it have to be the one determined to make them just as moronic as the rest of us?