ah okay i can finally post my HSO entry!!! this was for team Gamzee♥Karkat and the theme that round was “canon”, and I had actually plotted this out before the shooshpap incident, so… take it with a grain of salt :3c The first part is extracted from one of their first conversations uwu

CG: I WONDER WHAT KIND OF SHITTY THING I DID TO DESERVE SUCH AN AWFUL BEST FRIEND. 

CG: OR MAYBE WHAT TERRIBLE THING I’M GOING TO DO AND GET PUNISHED FOR IN ADVANCE. 

CG: MAYBE I’M JUST LIKE PREEMPTIVELY THE WORST FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH WHO EVER LIVED AND DON’T EVEN KNOW IT YET, BUT HEY LOOK, YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS EXHIBIT A I GUESS.

TC: It’S sUcH a BeAuTiFuL tHiNg.

TC: ThIs TrOlL dIsEaSe CaLlEd FrIeNdShIp. 

CG: FRIENDSHIP ISN’T A DISEASE SHITSPONGE. 

CG: IT’S LIKE… 

CG: A MISTAKE. 

CG: A BIG JOKE OF NATURE. 

TC: iT’s A mIrAcLe. 

CG: OH NO, DON’T. 

CG: DON’T START WITH THE MIRACLES AGAIN. 

TC: Go AhEaD

TC: bEtTeR yOu ThAn AnY oThEr MoThErFuCkEr

TC: motherfucking

TC: MIRACLES

TC: :o)