2014-09-01 4:01:11 ¶ ●

By Seth “Beatfox” Peelle

Corny, slightly evil chiptune. It’s a boss track for the kind of bumbling villain that ties damsels to train tracks. Like, I don’t know, Clubs Deuce or something. It reminds me of whenever one of the Edison family shows up in Maniac Mansion: they’re technically the bad guys, but usually they don’t really mean any harm. The kid usually just wants to talk about his hamster or his commando package or something. And Nurse Edna just wants a little attention, if you know what I mean.

Speaking of Maniac Mansion: it’s an old, old adventure game, but if the Homestuck game is even remotely like it in spirit, I’ll be mightily pleased.