2014-03-12 3:01:47 ¶ ●

By Alexander Rosetti

WELCOME TO HOMESTUCK! THE ONLY WEBCOMIC THAT FEATURES NOT JUST ONE, BUT MULTIPLE MUZAK COMPOSITIONS! IT MIGHT BE THE ONLY THING THAT FEATURES MULTIPLE MUZAK COMPOSITIONS, BESIDES ELEVATORS, OF COURSE! THIS ONE’S GOT JUST THE RIGHT MIX OF SMOOTH AND SILLY!

2014-03-14 3:02:08 ¶ ●

By Alexander Rosetti. Original (Carefree Victory) by Mark Hadley

A FUN HARPSICHORD DITTY THAT DRAWS INSPIRATION FROM CAREFREE VICTORY! THERE’S A LOT OF ORIGINAL FLAIR TO IT, TOO!

2014-03-21 3:01:46 ¶ ●

By Alexander Rosetti. Featuring Toby “Radiation” Fox as Skipper Plumbthroat

A SAD TALE OF A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER AND HIS STRUGGLE WITH DEBT! IT WOULD BE PITY-INDUCING, IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE FACT THAT THIS GUY SEEMS TO WIN HALF THE TIME AND KILL MOST OF THE SQUIDDLES!

2014-03-23 3:02:00 ¶ ●

By Alexander Rosetti

THE QUINTESSENTIAL KIDS’ SHOW THEME! IT’S REALLY WELL CONSTRUCTED. BUT… MY GOD, THOSE FREQUENCY-SHIFTED VOICES ARE LIKE A HURRICANE WIND OF SUGAR CRYSTALS!