By Michael Guy Bowman. Guitar solo by Nick Smalley. Original (How Do I Live) by Trisha Yearwood. Written by Dianne Warren

Take a generic, trite country song that features at the end of a mediocre action film…

… make it somehow even more bombastic and faux-inspirational…

… while being totally up front about the parody nature of it….

… and somehow you end up with a hilarious track that has actual replay value. This is the ultimate Cage pick. Take us there, Casey.

(all images, source: Homestuck)