Image source: Homestuck.

Theme (Bonus) (by Toby “Radiation” Fox) is one of three ultra-secret bonus tracks on the album. No, it’s not exactly appropriate for a planet full of sociopathic, foul-mouthed aliens, but damn is this a great melody. There’s an even better version of this song lurking on a future album (AlterniaBound): I think I’ll elaborate a little bit on it when we get there.