By Michael Guy Bowman

It’s maddening. The intro is fantastic, the hook in the bridge at 2:30 is cool as hell, and the shades of Sburban Jungle offer a fitting end for the tune. Yet there’s parts I can’t take seriously. The lyrics of the song are as serious as a Bono charity power anthem, yet.. it’s Bowman behind them. And let’s be honest, his voice is closer to Weird Al than to Bob Dylan.

Hoo, this is quality stuff though. I can’t decide what to make of this song. It’s like… oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. Son of a bitch.

God damnit.