By Joren “Tensei” de Bruin

Image source: Homestuck.

Most of it is pure Troll Pirates of the Carribean. But then, near the end, there’s a hilarious, accordion-backed version of Crustacean. To quote Tensei, “When writing this song, I kinda envisioned a big ship to ship battle between Vriska and Eridan, with a bumbling Karkat acting as comic relief at the very end…”

Mission accomplished.