What if in the end of homestuck, it was all just a dream John had while in a coma? Imagine. Being in a coma for 5 solid years. Also, The other kids ad trolls are Johns friends (Dave happens to be is BFF) and Lord English was supposed to be Johns (somewhat scary according to john) Principal. I don't know about you but that's how I want homestuck to end.

We’ve even got just the song to play while he’s waking up.