By Toby “Radiation” Fox
I thought long and hard about how I would describe this song in brief: carnival thrash. That cool eastern-inspired hook just about makes the song, and it’s worth dealing with cackling fancy santas in all their glory. So goddamned catchy.
By Robert J! Lake
It’s got the same feeling of discovery and awe as Homestuck, only with a silo full of Pioneer sugar dumped onto it.
By Alexander Rosetti
It’s weird, grating, and profane, but I laughed long and hard listening to an intoxicated Squiddle puke (very realistically, I might add) after too much egg nog. Which… somehow creates a Barkley-esque Nog Baby that absolves the Squiddles of all their nog-related sins. Absurd, surreal, and hilarious.