June 2014

By Paige “hrmnzr” Stanley

This is some next level shit going on here.

How do you top the intentionally shitty irony of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff? Go in the opposite direction. Take one of the comics and treat it with the gravitas and magnitude of a Moody Blues spoken word interlude.

If there wasn’t so much great music on this album, this would be in serious danger of being a top track. It doesn’t even need a lyrics page.

By Thomas “EidolonOrpheus” Ferkol

It’s pretty and all (especially around 1:30), but the sound effects recall a stopped-up drain a little more than the majesty of Alternia’s oceans.

By Mai “Cat Boss” Yishan

The cover art for this one calls it exactly right. There’s a lot of ground covered, but at its core, this one’s a fight between jazzy, stabby Spades Slick and malevolent Lord English.