04/10/2017 6:11:58 ¶ ●

## /double pistols and a wink~

Nothing’s here yet, but you may want to watch this space for announcements! We’ll have previews and news as November 11 draws closer.

15/10/2017 23:51:38 ¶ ●

## COMING SOON: A tale of MYSTERY, of ROMANCE, of BRANCHING DIALOGUE PATHS, all presented in beautiful 800x600 resolution to a computer near you!

JAKE ENGLISH ADVENTURE is a creatively titled fangame that plonks the player into the worn hiking boots of our beloved Jake English. It’s a dating sim of considerable ambition, with over seven unique paths with wildly different, unfolding storylines. Guide Jake as he returns home from one of his numerous walkabouts around the globe and finds a mystery brewing right under his feet in the form of an enigmatic neighbor living one floor down.

Some more dramatic but contextless words to catch your attention: SCARY RED VANS. CHOICE BABES. MEAN DOG OWNERS. LEET HAXXOR QUEENS. LOCKED DIARIES. THAT MOMENT IN THE MOVIE WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON WHO IS GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND BOY HOWDY HOW IT GOES ALL SOFT FOCUS WITH THE SMOOTH LIGHTING AM I RIGHT? SHORTS ILLUSTRATED MAGAZINE.

MORE DETAILS SOON. Follow @jakeenglishadventure to keep up to date on news. (I promise we will not spam your dash.)

## TENTATIVE RELEASE DATE OF DEMO: 11/11/2017