I SHOULD BE UPSET BUT IM LAUGHING SO HARD
PERPETUAL SCREAMING FOREVER
There’s now TWO Dirks. This one is completely made from Jake’s MIND.
This Dirk might actually be able to help Jake because he knows EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, ALL OF THE ORDEALS AND THOUGHTS HE’S BEEN GOING THROUGH.
This is less about canon ship and more of He can help Jake
THOUGH THAT IS EXCITING AS WELL I REALLY DON’T THINK JAKE IS REALLY READY FOR THAT. BUT I CAN DREAM HAPPILY JUST FUCKING HELP MY BABY.