ספטמבר 2013

sugoihime:

femdom rosedave before aND AFTER!! ^ Q^  (LINK IS NSFW!!)

criedwolves:

yummytomatoes:

wellhurpadudrp

my-friend-the-frog:

have some porn

dedicated to shirushu

cuddlingthecthulhu:

bertl is the sweaty glue holding all of this together 
 oh god it’s so self-indulgent I AM SO SORRY

flunflun:

haha

barfzone:

This strife went surprisingly well!

akitsunsfw:

Land of Mounds and Boners, more like it.

morefuckingdickjokes:

the reunion was overall quite successful

p33p:

davesprite doodle

binart:

virgiiins

(fashionably late happy birthday to Cris! uwu LOL <3

also smuppet condoms courtesy of bro

)

saltbay:

Some JohnDave for you, dear followers

my-friend-the-frog:

friendly reminder that this is a nsfw blog (◡‿◡✿)

outfits belong to Ibis

tehfawx:

In a heatwave the best way to beat the heat is to shame it.

((because clearly there’s not enough JohnDave ever))

sntahorsekind:

Hal is innocently collecting data don’t get it twisted

notmikey:

nagitokomaedakun:

notmikey answered: stirderces

this is so illegal

this is so fucking great

demontadark:

Mmmn yes

nuclearcarrots:

some quick dirkds for piyo tonight

sugoihime:

the weirdest and funniest sex position ever (link is kinda nsfw)

happyds:

eeehhhhhhh…

k-13:

k-13:

[[Original Art @ Kelaruj]]

[[Color Edit @ K-13]]

“It seems you are at the end of your plateau phase now, Jake. Your heartbeat’s cadence is very elevated. As is your core temperature. My sensors can discern the increase of the contraction of the muscles at the base of your penis. Also on the digits currently inserted in your rectum. Your breathing pattern is one I could easily correlate with panic. Are you panicked, Jake. You shouldn’t be.”

It tastes like metal, far from cold on his tongue by now, but smooth, soft against the muscle. That doesn’t prevent it from moving though, enthusiastically slicking the metal digits that keep thrusting between his lips - perfect in sync and number to the one’s stretching him. He can almost hear the wet sounds in the midst of his lonely ragged breaths, of his own heart beat echoing in his ears. The slurping sound around metal makes him blush further, but it is nothing due to embarrassment now: he is too far gone to be properly ashamed. Maybe later.

“Your vocalizations are becoming more urgent, Jake. Out of control. Can you control them Jake, I am so very curious. Your seminal fluid keeps leaking profusely. Is it a desirable feeling, Jake. Should I go faster.”

But now, as the synthesized voice spouts weirdly clinical terms and observations, so close to his ear, he can’t do much but pant and slurp and moan in such an utterly honest and primal way he barely recognizes his own voice.

His hazed mind clings to the robotic version of Dirk’s voice, void of inflection - and still so very alluring, in ways he doesn’t even want - is able - to dwell on.

His cock pulses, his hips kept still by unyielding hands, he can’t move, he can’t thrust into the robotic hand that strokes his cock, he can’t push back and down into pistoning fingers. He can’t move his head without the stinging on his scalp, he can’t swallow the saliva that keeps flooding his mouth. He’s trapped in a metal cage of an embrace, totally at the mercy of the robotic representation of his best bro, and he just can’t doesn’t want to think.

He can’t do anything else but feel and pulse, pant and twitch. Grunt and moan.

So he does.

“I will take the rumbling modulation of your voice as a yes then.”

madcarnival:

so my friend made me produce some Brodave tonight. -clears throat-

madragingven:

request for stridercest and dave in a dress

y-occ-uri:

from this post: http://angerliz.tumblr.com/post/30358353229/playerprophet-replied-to-your-post-more-i-am

FANDOM SECRET i have ALWAYS WANTED STUPID XENO-COCKSLAPPING FIC

there i typed the stupidest sentence ever but who even cares, I’VE ALWAYS WANTED IT

like i am one of those people who is not at all weirded out/unable to get worked up over ~moving tentacle bulges~ because man idk, xeno getting me worked up in the first place is weird as shit, but i will never deny the idea of INDEPENDENTLY MOVING TENTACLE JUNK is hilarious shit

why doesn’t anyone want to write the hilarious Rose/Kanaya adventure that is Rose being WAY INTO TENTACLES and assuming she is so on top of this but Kanaya’s bulge smacks her in the eye and then Kanaya is so embarrassed she rolls off the bed

like im sorry, stuff all your stupid delicate elegant lesbian headcanons, THAT is how their first time would actually go

IT WAS TOO PERFECT NOT TO DRAW??????????????????? :C

nuclearcarrots:

alpha striders haven’t gotten as much love on my blog as betas, and that needed to change.  so here is dirk making some sweet love to guardian dave mmmhm

eyecandyrlyburns:

hamletmachine:

Inspired by Tomb Raiders by Laylah

hmalet  uyour the best

hamletmachine:

battlesuit:

cyperus:

I’m probably going to regret this blog

please continue

Holy shit, this is gorgeous

sugoihime:

this was supposed to be frotting but it’s ok it’s still bro/dave

mookiebutt:

eep 6w9

some dirkjohn for my kissmesis because why the hell not eue

this pairing needs more fanart seriously

happyds:

secrethetpornwhennoonesaround

happyds:

porn trade with Alina James ! sort of boring Dirk/Jake mouthfucking lol ;;;

don’t ask why they’re all fancy…. date night..?

antemrd:

Do Not Ask.

nuclearcarrots:

colored!  scene from What If, by swolebunnymen.

kilehye:

heheheheh ^q^ I love when birdy Daves get turned on when their back/wings are petted

antemrd:

This morning I woke up too early, then I accidently fell asleep on my desk.
I dreamed about Jake and Dirk doing this position U_U♥
It’s not a good time to post nfsw but whatever, I am pleased♥

antemrd:

I seldom post scribble works because it looks terribly horrible,
but I am still trying to get use to my new Mactop, it will be A LOT of these doodles lately. 

Anyways, I am going to catch up to draw some porns lately….

antemrd:

I don’t feel really well, kinda really bullshit.
Need some Bro to heal myself, husssss.

antemrd:

How do I draw nsfw
1. Make the penis very detailistic
2. go to
3. sleep

soullux:

two of my requests

IM SORRY I TRIED. they both translate to porn for me T_T

slightlyaskewshades:

thank you smut

bararito:

EEEEEeeeyyyyy, did u guy’s know it’s sleii’s birthday, well it definitely is, happy birthday gurllllll here are guardian striders going at it

cat-xion:

Stop being an asshole, it’s triggering me.

sugoihime:

this was supposed to be frotting but it’s ok it’s still bro/dave

roachpatrol:

yummytomatoes:

What’s context 

The first year is painful: you are freshly dead and very hungry. You retreat to your rooms and corridors. You sleep a lot and you remember the taste of tyrian blood, the thrill of draining a body dry, you dwell on how hard it was to pull away from Terezi’s throat, from Sollux’s. The humans smell wrong and taste worse, for all that Rose is a delight, for all that Dave is sweet, for all that Terezi is charming. You miss Sollux and Feferi and Vriska and Tavros and Nepeta. You even miss Equius. You even, shamefully, furtively, in an aching and awful and roundabout fashion, miss Eridan. They are gone though, lost and left behind, and their drifting ghosts get smaller and stranger every time you see them. 

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