me: *looks over my portfolio*
portfolio: *is full of experimental weird shit*
me: *whispering harshly* you’re the reason we can’t even enter to be published in literary journals
It’s kind of strange to be working for a Real Company because… I’ve met people in real life who’ve chosen to date my character? My mom has met people who’ve played my game? (Embarrassing.) I have fanart? (Less embarrassing.) People care about my work that’s not fanfiction?
Baffling. I can only hope that this momentum carries forward in my personal projects, hah.
I know this might be a slightly updated version of when I started swimming when I was 6 and told my mom I planned to be an Olympian within the decade but… it’s actually a legitimate goal of mine to get a 30 under 30 nod.
some dude making up a fairy tale in the dark ages or some shit: maybe if i portray a girl being wedded to a violent beast who secretly has a heart of gold the idea will seep into the popular consciousness and future generations of women will be more accepting of their forced arranged marriages
future generations of women: Fuck 👏 That 👏 Monster 👏
“On the morning we are to leave for our Grand Tour of the Continent, I wake in bed beside Percy. For a disorienting moment it’s unclear whether we’ve slept together or simply slept together.”
Fuck me. That’s how you start a damn book.
I went to Vance Joy last night and he did a mashup of Lionel Richie’s All Night Long and JB’s Sorry with the backing of a horn section and it was such a groove.
karkatvantasistrans:
nine year old rose lalonde on a stormy night, with her door locked and all the lights off for maximum effect as she posts yet another 300k+ major character death drarry fic to livejournal: And now… once again… I bid my hideous progeny go forth and prosper.