יולי 2018

Me: blease….. eat this vegetable. vloggers tell me it tastes good if you don’t think about it too hard.

My Body: green? no. no green. only rock.

Me: we can’t,, keeping eating the salt at the bottom of a pretzel bag for lunch

My Body: give! rock! now!

caradelrey:

before anybody asks, YES, i did ruin everything with my hubris

weirdmageddon:

500ball:

Yeah the World Cup is excited but nothing beats the truest sports tournament

Hey, I started the first season of terrace house and I sort of got off-track and never went back. I want to get a fresh start. In your opinion, which is better: the Hawaii season or the new mountainside-looking one?

sullengirlalmlghty:

i can’t express how important normie gay friends are. you all need gay friends who are not aware of discourse in any way.

I’ll probably post them all under one read more 👌

elloette:

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

the-transfeminine-mystique:

righteoussness:

paladins are the absolute best dnd class and any of u can fight me on that

ah yes, the best class ever, a youth pastor who is also a cop

I’ve never seen Steven Universe past the first season but I think I identify w the little sad blue one who got hit by what looks like some kind of depression attack and was like “ur gonna have to do better than that because i am Completely Numb”

not 2 be basic but the amount of ocs i have that were once dirk strider is,, concerning

incorrectsu-quotes:

Ruby: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Sapphire: Me.

Ruby: You know what else is—wait, what.

Buzzfeed Made a “John Mulaney or Cecil Palmer?” test

johns-amiibo-corner:

put your score in the tags

hey if your potential employer says he’ll call back the next day with an answer on whether or not you’ve got a job is that a good or a bad sign

Arin actually taking the time to analyze map layouts and stats and visual cues to learn the mechanics of a tiddy game entirely in japanese is proof that there are just some people who are exclusively visual learners and will not read a paragraph of instruction if the fate of the world depended on it

Me, sitting eagerly in front of a boiling pot of water: can u believe when u live on ur own u can make hard boiled eggs whenever you want? i love my life

nepesmol:

How do you pronounce pls and lmao in ur head tag ur answer

dirkarchive:

hey if your potential employer says he’ll call back the next day with an answer on whether or not you’ve got a job is that a good or a bad sign

Thanks for the support guys! I got another interview with them scheduled!